Yearly Awards

Wax that ass!

Official "Wax that ass" trophy

Welcome to a very special section of the blog.  This is an ultra-premium content section which will feature the “Wax that ass” award for the season.  This award originated in Week 6 when Houston beat ECU 56-3 and I proclaimed “Man, Houston waxed that ass this week!” to my girlfriend.  She had never heard the term, and since then it has grown into a full feature on the site.  I have a complicated series of equations and formulas I use to determine what team waxed the most ass each week.  It consists of one pollster (me) and a three part formula: Margin of victory, Running up the score, and opponent score.  Strength of schedule means nothing, making this award college football’s anti-sportsmanship award given to the team that had the least mercy on their opponents.

Week 1:  UCF over Charlston Southern 62-0
Week 2:  Illinois over S.Dakota St 56-3
Week 3:  Mizzou over W.Illinois 69-0
Week 4:  Houston over Georgia St 56-0
Week 5:  Michigan over Minnesota 58-0
Week 6: Houston over ECU 56-3
Week 7:  Wisconsin over Indiana 59-7
Week 8:  TCU over UNM 69-0
Week 9:  Army over Fordham 55-0
Week 10:  Georgia over NM St 63-16
Week 11: Oklahoma St over Texas Tech 66-6
Week 12:  Mich St over Indiana 55-3
Week 13:  USC over UCLA 50-0
Week 14:  Nevada over Idaho 56-3
Bowl Season: WVU over Clemson 70-33

2011-12 “Waxxy” Rankings:
1.  Houston
2.  Wisconsin
3.  Boise St
T4.  Georgia
T4.  TCU
T4. WVU

Tony Reali: Champion

Tony Reali: Bowl picke'm Champion

2006-2007 Bowl Season Champion: Howie Schwab @ 24-8, 75%
2007-2008 Bowl Season Champion: Colin Cowherd @ 25-7, 78.1%
2008-2009 Bowl Season Champion: Pat Forde @ 17-10, 63%
2009-2010 Bowl Season Champion: Jesse Palmer @ 18-16, 52.9%
2010-2011 Bowl Season Champion: Todd McShay @ 20-11, 64.52%
2011-2012 Bowl Season Champion: Tony Reali @ 25-10, 71.43%

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