Welcome to a very special section of the blog. This is an ultra-premium content section which will feature the “Wax that ass” award for the season. This award originated in Week 6 when Houston beat ECU 56-3 and I proclaimed “Man, Houston waxed that ass this week!” to my girlfriend. She had never heard the term, and since then it has grown into a full feature on the site. I have a complicated series of equations and formulas I use to determine what team waxed the most ass each week. It consists of one pollster (me) and a three part formula: Margin of victory, Running up the score, and opponent score. Strength of schedule means nothing, making this award college football’s anti-sportsmanship award given to the team that had the least mercy on their opponents.
Week 1: UCF over Charlston Southern 62-0
Week 2: Illinois over S.Dakota St 56-3
Week 3: Mizzou over W.Illinois 69-0
Week 4: Houston over Georgia St 56-0
Week 5: Michigan over Minnesota 58-0
Week 6: Houston over ECU 56-3
Week 7: Wisconsin over Indiana 59-7
Week 8: TCU over UNM 69-0
Week 9: Army over Fordham 55-0
Week 10: Georgia over NM St 63-16
Week 11: Oklahoma St over Texas Tech 66-6
Week 12: Mich St over Indiana 55-3
Week 13: USC over UCLA 50-0
Week 14: Nevada over Idaho 56-3
Bowl Season: WVU over Clemson 70-33
2011-12 “Waxxy” Rankings:
1. Houston
2. Wisconsin
3. Boise St
T4. Georgia
T4. TCU
T4. WVU
2006-2007 Bowl Season Champion: Howie Schwab @ 24-8, 75%
2007-2008 Bowl Season Champion: Colin Cowherd @ 25-7, 78.1%
2008-2009 Bowl Season Champion: Pat Forde @ 17-10, 63%
2009-2010 Bowl Season Champion: Jesse Palmer @ 18-16, 52.9%
2010-2011 Bowl Season Champion: Todd McShay @ 20-11, 64.52%
2011-2012 Bowl Season Champion: Tony Reali @ 25-10, 71.43%
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